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Mayhem is guaranteed when an escape‑artist chicken, a vengeful turkey, a bin‑raiding dog, and a tyrant cat turn one woman’s home into a daily battlefield of feathers, fur, and questionable decisions. This laugh‑out‑loud memoir reveals the comedy, calamity, and unexpected beauty of living with animals who turn every single day into a story. Get it here now: The Menagerie Mayhem 


Chaos detonates when a reincarnated trash‑panda dog, a melodramatic turkey, a plotting hen, and a furry Goth cat unite to dismantle every shred of order in one woman’s home. This riotous memoir uncovers the wild, hilarious, and occasionally perilous truth of living with animals who behave less like pets and more like a tiny, unhinged crime syndicate.  Chaos Untold - Menagerie Mayhem Book 2



Join a lovable crew of mischief‑makers — from a trash‑panda‑at‑heart dog to a feathered gang of troublemakers — as they turn everyday moments into laugh‑out‑loud adventures. Packed with real animals, real chaos, and real love, this collection shows just how magical life becomes when your best friends all have fur, feathers, and very big personalities. The Mayhem Menagerie- Kids Edition



Kids Edition – Detective Sanjay

Two mysteries. One exhausted cat. Zero monsters.

Detective Sanjay returns in this hilarious children’s edition featuring two fully illustrated Menagerie stories. In The Case of the Missing Wet Food, Sanjay investigates one empty bowl, one guilty dog, and far more drama than any cat needs before breakfast.

Then, in The Midnight Screamer, Polkadot Bantam’s heroic shriek sends the entire Menagerie into chaos — hedgehogs roll, feathers fly, and peace is (mostly) restored.

Packed with mischief, laughter, and animal mayhem, this edition gives young readers a playful introduction to the Menagerie’s most chaotic creatures.

Filed by Detective Sanjay


Houdini: Vanishing Breakfast

Houdini’s breakfast has vanished, and this determined little bantam is on the case. With overturned bowls, suspicious pawprints, and a trail of silly clues, Houdini investigates the mystery with help from Miles, Junior, and the ever‑suspicious Grabbit.

A gentle, funny farmyard mystery perfect for early readers who love animals, mischief, and small disasters. The Houdini Mini Series follows her through four cosy adventures celebrating curiosity, courage, and the tiniest hen with the biggest knack for trouble.









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